big-gay-mike:

randomnessofamind:

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orlandobloomers:

wolfman-murphy:

orlandobloomers:

STEP 1) GET THAT $$
STEP 2) SPEND THAT $$ 
STEP 3) OWN 2 MUCH STUFF
STEP 4) PUT IT IN A PILE
STEP 5) RELAX

r u a dragon?

STEP 6) DRAGON

(via gothiethefairy)

useless-germanyfacts:

The American author Mark Twain, not known for being a fan of the German language, once declared: “I never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.”

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oli-verwelke:

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via germanlanguagerocks)

lizardsister:

33v0:

33v0:

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them?
Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

look at this shit

They radiate peace

capybaras are friend shaped

(via dance-little-illusion-machine)

lousypunk:

vapelord4000:

transkafka:

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

who is ronald regean

bofa deez nuts

(via dance-little-illusion-machine)